I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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