omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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