The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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