I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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