Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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