You can't special order awesome
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
handjob tips. give me some.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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