Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
