Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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