Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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