So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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