writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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