We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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