I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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