I want to stick my p in your. b.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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