I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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