the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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