Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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