Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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