And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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