I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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