I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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