I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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