Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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