Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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