You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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