Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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