It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
