i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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