NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
