Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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