Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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