We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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