I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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