never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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