hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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