It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
