so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
