i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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