Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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