Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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