Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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