I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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