Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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