He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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