that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you would pick up someone in the library
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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