omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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