what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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