Your dad touched me again.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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