The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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