Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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