the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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